velarfricative:

archus7:

Jrarvris, hlep. 

call Popper.

*pepper

same

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shavingryansprivates:

smallpox:

pizzaforpresident:

if you don’t want people to constantly bring up that one time you made a burn blog then don’t make a fucking burn blog

Woooooow. You know, there’s a shit ton of boy/girl kid kissing pictures out there. I’ve NEVER seen…

oohmisterdelrio:

This is so boss.

(via damiensandow)

• Thor: dad we're home
• Loki: yo
• Odin: hi thor
• Thor:
• Loki:
• Odin:
• Thor:
• Loki:
• Odin: Loki Laufeyson... you have betrayed the express command of your king. Through your arrogance and stupidity, you've opened these peaceful realms and innocent lives to the horror and desolation of war! You are unworthy of these realms, you're unworthy of your title, you are unworthy... of the love of those you have betrayed! I now take from you your power! In the name of my father and his father before me, I, Odin Allfather, cast you out!
• Loki: FOR FUCK'S SAKE

teapayne:

I put a smiley fry in the microwave so next time my mom goes to make something she gets a pleasant yet unpleasant surprise

(via staticpoison)

waffle-spirit:

As passed down from my father, and his father before him

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faggotiero:

You’re a wallflower.

I AM SO EXCITED

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